Turd Ferguson Love

“This is how our lives should be…”

natkatkim — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:27:24 +0000

So, here’s a little taste of the celebration of Kim and Tim’s engagement…

Merry Christmas!!!

natkatkim — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:14:45 +0000

Just a little taste of the merriment in Roy this past week! :0)

Late Night Conversation

natkatkim — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:36:07 +0000

I found this conversation saved in a document on my computer as I was looking through my old files this weekend…just read and enjoy! :0) Be prepared for shocking words!

Kimcanswim: I’m watching it RIGHT NOW!

KatiekinsN: amazing!

Kimcanswim: what’s your street address

KatiekinsN: why? are you going to send me a bomb?

Kimcanswim: qqqqqqqqq

KatiekinsN: hahahahaha

Kimcanswim: yes, and a condom

KatiekinsN: ew ew

KatiekinsN: okay street address…

Kimcanswim: hairy scrotum

KatiekinsN: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

KatiekinsN: kim!

KatiekinsN: it’s even gross online

KatiekinsN: yucky evil words

Kimcanswim: merry christmas

KatiekinsN: sometimes i hate you

KatiekinsN: :0)

Kimcanswim: no.

Kimcanswim: don’t lie

KatiekinsN: okay, no lyin

Kimcanswim: sometimes you want to spoon me

KatiekinsN: no that’s natalie don’t confuse su

KatiekinsN: oopsy

KatiekinsN: us

Kimcanswim: su

Kimcanswim: su you!

KatiekinsN: i’m going to sue you for the evil words

Kimcanswim: put your pants back on and have some fondue

KatiekinsN: yucky

KatiekinsN: you are weird late at night

Kimcanswim: I love you. even without pants

KatiekinsN: good

Kimcanswim: I know

KatiekinsN: i love you too

Kimcanswim: do you have a strange dof on your aim screen?

Kimcanswim: it talks

KatiekinsN: yes

KatiekinsN: i do have a dog

KatiekinsN: can you see him?

Kimcanswim: stop kidding around. I’m fer serious!

KatiekinsN: yes i am too

Kimcanswim: ok. STOP!

KatiekinsN: stop what?

Kimcanswim: stop the lis!

Kimcanswim: lies

KatiekinsN: i’m not lying

Kimcanswim: did it just say “nope”?

KatiekinsN: i don’t know

KatiekinsN: my speakers aren’t on

Kimcanswim: I took a sleeping pill. for all I know you could be a mass murderer and I am giving you my SSN

Kimcanswim: 5555555555

KatiekinsN: your social security number?

Kimcanswim: yes

Kimcanswim: ok, I’m going to bed.

KatiekinsN: good

KatiekinsN: crazy

Kimcanswim: the bomb will be sent to your casa around 2:30

KatiekinsN: ahhh

KatiekinsN: no please!

KatiekinsN: we already had falling trees!

Kimcanswim: bring some gloves and snow pants

Kimcanswim: it will be good

KatiekinsN: bring them where?

Kimcanswim: to the bomb

KatiekinsN: oh okay

KatiekinsN: cause that makes perfect sense…to protect me…

Kimcanswim: yes

Kimcanswim: who is mc2121lela?

KatiekinsN: what?

KatiekinsN: i have no idea

Kimcanswim: someone I’m buddies with

KatiekinsN: are they talking to you?

Kimcanswim: maybe I’ll talk to them when I’m less intoxicated

KatiekinsN: yes

KatiekinsN: that sounds like a plan crazy

Kimcanswim: im signing off now, and kind of obsessed with you

Kimcanswim: ew.

KatiekinsN: i’m kinda obsessed w/ you…

Kimcanswim: sicko

Kimcanswim: I love ya!

KatiekinsN: love you!

Kimcanswim: Don’t take any of what I said to herat except the good stuff. I’m not gonna remember in the morning

KatiekinsN: i know, you don’t think i know this by now? :0)

Kimcanswim: heart

Kimcanswim: true dat

KatiekinsN: hahaha

KatiekinsN: go sleep whoman

Kimcanswim: nighty night…

KatiekinsN: good night!

Kimcanswim: this is not yo floor!

KatiekinsN: hallway

KatiekinsN: you messed up the quote

Kimcanswim: sorry

KatiekinsN: go sleep

Kimcanswim: u messed up my life with your beauty

KatiekinsN: i know

Kimcanswim: ok.

Kimcanswim: ok

Kimcanswim: bye

KatiekinsN: i do it to everyone

KatiekinsN: okay

KatiekinsN: okaybye
Kimcanswim signed off at 11:46:16 PM.

Happy Halloween!

natkatkim — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:05:26 +0000

In honor of Halloween, and our favorite show ever, here are a few moments from “The Office.”

Who Could Forget These?

natkatkim — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:16:39 +0000

Just thought you might enjoy these! :0)

Oh, and look for a video update from me soon!

P.S. took me forever to figure out how to upload these to here!

Essential Natalie

natkatkim — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:51:42 +0000

“I don’t feel like I’m living my life right now!” -Natalie

“SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHElmart” – all of us
Kim: “It’s good to meet Shannon!”
Nataie: “Who’s Shannon?”

Kim: “Your mom.”
Natalie: “Actually, her name is Stephanie.”
Kim: “Oh, well I knew it was one of those younger names.”

A Few Classics

natkatkim — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:38:51 +0000

“Quality in the bag, Savings in the bill, Third Hill!”

“If Bob Zurinsky lived on Third, he’d live here, and he’d have his own closet!” – Natalie

“I gave my word to stop at third.” – Kim

“God thinks we’re all hott!” – Katie

“When else can you be seven, and not have it be weird, when you’re not seven?” – Kim

“My life started a few years ago but that hasn’t helped.” – Natalie

“You know when you’re little and lusting after teddy bears…” – Kim

“Tone down the hormones!” – Natalie

“I don’t even know who’s running for president!” – Kim “That’s because the election isn’t until 2008.” – Sarah

“Lately, it’s been my dream that he’d ride the bus (pause) because it’s scary.” – Natalie

“We’re tall, in Jesus!” – Kim

“Girls, we’re bringing sexy back.” -Kim

POSTED BY – KATIE :0)